1 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:28,496 [SINGING] Hold on 'cause I'm letting go 2 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,899 I'm gonna lasso your Heart like a rodeo 3 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,736 I'm gonna give you some Till you want some more 4 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:39,640 'Cause all I see Is an open door 5 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:43,611 And I see where it's leading me All of this energy 6 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:47,715 Been bottled up way too long It's powerful, powerful 7 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:51,319 You see what I'm getting at I'm ready for all of that 8 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,822 If I'm not a star, you're blind 9 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,025 I've got rings on my fingers And glitter in my hair 10 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:01,862 I've got a one-way ticket And I just got here 11 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,733 I'm gonna run this town Run this town 12 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:09,937 I'm gonna run this town Run this town 13 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:13,707 I've got high heel stilettos And I'm kicking in doors 14 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:17,211 And kissing your ass Ain't what my lipstick's for 15 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:21,149 I'm gonna run this town Run this town 16 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:24,318 I'm gonna run this town Run this town 17 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:27,988 Where's breakfast? I want waffles, spaghetti! 18 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,991 Spaghetti waffles! Whoo. Whoo! 19 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:33,627 Victor. Victor. Please wait in the house, please. 20 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:34,695 [VICTOR GROANS] 21 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:37,731 My body is entering hunger shock. 22 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,099 [THUD] 23 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,770 Oh, bad news. The cat pooped in the den. 24 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,440 Worse news, I used your blanket to clean it up. 25 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,542 -We don't have a cat. -No kidding. 26 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,411 [DOOR SLAMS AND VICTOR LAUGHS] 27 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,544 [DOOR CREAKS] 28 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:26,880 Oh. I-- Sorry. I didn't think you'd be awake. 29 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,616 You have an appointment... 30 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,385 ...with Guy Morgan, I didn't think you'd wanna be late. 31 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:34,488 Oh, look at you thinking. Cute. 32 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,657 But I always have time for my portrait. 33 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,592 Look alive. Paint. 34 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,528 I'm feeling spiritually blocked. 35 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,963 Draw me a sesame seed bath. 36 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,865 Bath. Now. 37 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,934 Now, make momma look more beautiful and thinner. 38 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,935 [WATER RUNNING] 39 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,737 And make that water more quiet. 40 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,376 -Bev, you awake? -Of course I'm awake. 41 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:58,145 If I waited for you, I'd never be on time. 42 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,848 Lucky you never wait for me then. 43 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,763 KATIE: Victor, no. 44 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,338 Uh, don't you want a glass? 45 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:29,343 Hmm. Earthy. A tad fishy. Lovely gravel finish. 46 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,981 Did you let Victor put worms in the blender again? 47 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,950 Yes. I mean, no. 48 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,186 I mean, it just happened. 49 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:41,922 You know nothing can kill me. 50 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,757 Nothing. 51 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,764 GAIL: Step on it, Katie. I cannot be late for this meeting. 52 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,199 Just run them over if you have to. 53 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,434 [STUDENTS SCREAMING] 54 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,935 [CELL PHONE RINGS AND GAIL SIGHS] 55 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:58,138 Hello? No, the kids don't need a library. 56 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:01,342 I am the dean, and the dean gets what she wants, and I wanna remodel. 57 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:05,245 You're just boring. I'm being honest. I don't know what else to tell you. 58 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:08,516 GAIL: And I wanted my office done for my meeting with Guy Morgan... 59 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,551 ...the music mogul, but no. 60 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,720 And using Bollywood as a theme for the dance? 61 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:16,590 That's totally un-American. I don't care if it was my idea. 62 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,494 GUY: Hello. GAIL: Oh. Oh. 63 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:23,163 I'm Dean Van Ravensway, and you must be-- 64 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:26,634 -Guy Morgan. -Ah, yes. Guy Morgan, a pleasure. 65 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,302 You look like a man who knows things. 66 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,038 Aha, even some things I shouldn't know. 67 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,006 -And I'm Luke. GAIL: Great. 68 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,275 [GAIL LAUGHS] 69 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,011 [GUY CHUCKLES] 70 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,720 [GAIL CLEARS THROAT] 71 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,957 So tell me, Guy, is it true? Are you the new judge on Idol? 72 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,627 Well, let's just say that Randy may be in the doghouse. 73 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,896 -Now, let's talk about my son. -Of course. 74 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,499 -Have you reviewed your schedule, Luke? -Yes, I have. 75 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:02,269 In fact, um, I'd like to add a music class. Um, the music theory-- 76 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:06,340 Wellesley has a great business program. That's why we're here. 77 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:11,612 There are two types of people in the music biz: artists and businessmen. 78 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,747 -Luke is a businessman. -Of course. 79 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:17,951 Katie, get in here. Look alive. Make yourself useful. 80 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,024 Luke is gonna need a tour of the campus. 81 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:27,728 So text Bev and ask her to escort Mr. Morgan around campus. 82 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:32,700 Now, Luke, if you are half as talented a producer as your father-- 83 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,969 The verdict's still out. He hasn't earned it. 84 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,873 Heard the story of how I started in the music business? 85 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:43,711 -Yes, everybody's heard it, Dad. -Then everybody should know how it goes. 86 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:48,181 There I was, working for The Rolling Stones... 87 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:51,084 -...when Mick himself-- -Dad. 88 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:54,655 Fine. As I said, the verdict is still out on my son. 89 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:58,592 He just produced an album with the Fruity Dangers? 90 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,561 Do you mean Danger Fruit? 91 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,596 That record was amazing. 92 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:06,099 I forgot what they were called because they made me absolutely no money. 93 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,701 [CHUCKLES] 94 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,203 Thank you. Rare I meet anyone who's heard their album. 95 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:13,441 What, are you kidding? They're a cult phenomenon. 96 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:16,610 I'm sorry. Why are you talking? 97 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:22,550 GUY: What I need is for Luke to learn to spot a commercially viable star. 98 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,685 Image drives the bottom line, right? 99 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:28,221 I feel you. Would we have Bieber Fever if he were anugly troll? 100 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,758 Actually, he is a tad hobbit-like, isn't he? 101 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,893 I'd like Luke to produce your Semester Showcase... 102 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:37,097 -...to see if he can identify sellable talent. -I produce the Semester Showcase. 103 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,734 I will double your Showcase budget. 104 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,671 I will invite every talent scout I know. 105 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,973 This could be the beginning of a relationship... 106 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,308 ...between Wellesley and Kensington Records. 107 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,478 Looks like we have a new producer. 108 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,681 Oh, and this is my daughter, Bev. 109 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,817 Bev, this is the platinum-selling, Grammy-winning... 110 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,753 ...and very handsome producer, Guy Morgan. 111 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,755 Could you give his son, Luke, a tour? 112 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,792 Sure. Would you like to see the Wellesley perks? 113 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:08,596 Um, yes, brilliant. Sure. 114 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,063 -Katie. BEV: I love your accent. 115 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,832 GAIL: Katie. BEV: Wanna come over tonight? 116 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:14,367 What are you still doing here? Go. 117 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,371 Guy and I have things we need to discuss. Out. Now. 118 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:23,977 So, Guy, you've gotta tell me, what was that like working under Mick? 119 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,822 Watch out. 120 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,858 -Dangerous balls. -Ha, ha. Thanks. 121 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:41,829 -So you womanned up and did it? BOY 1: Hey! 122 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,797 -Oh, I did it. BOY 1: Hey! 123 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,333 -What happened? BOY 2: Can we have our ball? 124 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:47,868 I didn't give my CD to Luke. 125 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,638 I snuck it in his dad's bag. 126 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:55,175 But Guy Morgan has your demo. That's huge. What you need is a champion. 127 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,745 No, what I need is to graduate. 128 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,813 You giving our ball back or what? 129 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,717 Oh, do you want this? 130 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,959 She shoots, she scores. Unlike you, soccer boy. 131 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,927 [CHUCKLES] 132 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:18,031 Oh, so spill it. Is Luke Morgan as hot as everyone Tweets he is? 133 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,366 Hotter. 134 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,968 You should ask him to the dance. 135 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,571 Because I'm so forward with guys. 136 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:26,139 First time for everything, right? 137 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,148 -Hi, Luke. -Hello. 138 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,850 You have to hear my demo. 139 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,887 It's a retro-funk-jazz explosion. 140 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,255 Back off. I was here first. 141 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,893 Hold on, hold up. Please hold on. My boy does not want your demos yet. 142 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,328 Walk away. Move along. Bye. 143 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,965 It was nice chatting or whatever that was. 144 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,001 -Yes, hi, I'm, uh-- -Luke Morgan, right? 145 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,303 Who is producing the Showcase. 146 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,239 I don't think I'm gonna do the Showcase, so I need to keep a low profile-- 147 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,910 Yeah, yeah. Listen close now. There's two kinds of people in this school. 148 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:06,113 There are the wannabes and there's gonnabes. 149 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:11,752 You and I, we're gonnabes. What do we do? We stay away from the wannabes, all right? 150 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:15,656 And girls named Yolanda. There are three of them and they are certifiably-- 151 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,358 Crazy? You attract crazy women? Shocking. 152 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,028 It may seem like I don't have game, but ladies love a listener. 153 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,330 Plus, I'm telling you, let me help you find acts. 154 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,199 -Ah, so you're a talent scout? -Well, bottom line, I'm a DJ. 155 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,568 -Oh, you're a DJ as well? -Check this. 156 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,938 [BEATBOXING] 157 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,708 [LUKE BEATBOXING] 158 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,411 MICKEY: Whoa. 159 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:41,414 Okay, yes. You could be very useful. It was nice meeting you. 160 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,484 You got a girl for the dance? Because I can hook you up. 161 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,853 Uh, no. Thanks. 162 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,589 Uh, but what do you know about Bev Van Ravensway? 163 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,424 -Supposed to see her tonight. -Bev? 164 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,626 -Yeah. -She's hot... 165 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,062 ...but the girl is mad, mad drama, okay? 166 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,265 I am talking to you and you don't even know my name. 167 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,267 -I'm Mickey O'Malley. -Mickey O'Malley. 168 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,102 A rarity in the Irish community. 169 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,805 GAIL: Om. 170 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,607 RAVI: Om. -Om. 171 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,877 -Om. -Om! 172 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,780 This is not a contest, Ms. Gail. 173 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,815 Just concentrate on your breathing. 174 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,417 My butt is numb. 175 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:20,788 If your butt is suffering, then you are suffering. 176 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:24,424 In fact, your entire life is suffering. Why? 177 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,695 Because you crave that which is meaningless. 178 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:31,164 Are you calling me shallow? 179 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:36,770 No, I'm saying to stop your craving and release your butt. 180 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:41,208 Just release it. Release it, yeah. Release that butt. 181 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,644 [SINGING] Release that butt Oh, yeah, release that butt 182 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,914 Oh, yeah, release that butt 183 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,481 Mrs. Van Ravensway? 184 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,384 What part of "if you interrupt my meditation... 185 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:55,756 ...I will jerk your tail in a knot" do you not understand? 186 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,357 You told me to tell you when dinner was ready. 187 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:01,028 Oh, thank God. I'm craving some bourbon. 188 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,233 KATIE: Victor. 189 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:10,670 -Oh. Um, dinner's ready. -Tell me something I don't know. 190 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:39,900 Do you have any idea how stressful it is to run this academy? 191 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,336 Yes, I spent the money at the spa. 192 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,073 Five thousand dollars a night is not very expensive... 193 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:51,044 ...when you think about the alternative, which is me having a nervous breakdown. 194 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,382 Ow. 195 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,717 GAIL: What are you doing? I'm on the phone. 196 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,152 -I'm cleansing. VICTOR: Heh, heh. 197 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,188 Mac and cheese. 198 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,827 GAIL: I don't need your spiritual counseling. 199 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,395 I'm thinking of firing you. 200 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,037 Pace yourself, Ms. Gail, or you will not be one with everything. 201 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,908 Honey, that's what I got you for. Now, make me one with everything. 202 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:25,612 This Showcase is giving me the vapors. 203 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,614 How did this become my life? 204 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,784 Did I ever tell you all about the time I nearly got my big break? 205 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,452 ALL: Yes. -Good. 206 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,321 Then you all know how it goes. 207 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,489 [SINGING] I ain't gonna leap, I'm gonna jump 208 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,192 Find my way right out of this dump 209 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,661 [CROWD SHOUTING AND BOOING] 210 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,932 -I had talent, and they made me-- ALL: A laughingstock. 211 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,968 Now look at me. 212 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,470 I got two ungrateful kids... 213 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,807 ...a dwarfish, hairy, elfin servant... 214 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,976 ...and a random tablecloth-wearing Asian-- 215 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,378 -Indian. --who makes no sense at all, ever. 216 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,513 Why don't you have another drink, Mom. 217 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,748 [MIMICS BEV MOCKINGLY] 218 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,117 Katie, napkin me. 219 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,820 I have got to impress Guy Morgan... 220 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,157 ...so I can stop pretending to care about this insufferable school... 221 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:14,161 ...and we can all move to Hollywood where no one pretends to care about anything. 222 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:18,932 Mom, I think that you're forgetting about the most important thing. Me. 223 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,501 Guy will give me a deal as soon as he hears me sing. 224 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,271 -I doubt that. -No, I've been practicing really hard. 225 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,040 My voice teacher says I've transcended to a whole new level. 226 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,708 Yeah, I doubt it. 227 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,244 When my first single drops, I'll buy you that mansion... 228 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,346 ...in the Hollywood Hills... 229 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,749 ...and you can finally afford to have your legs lengthened. 230 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,751 -Oh, ba-- -Ms. Gail. 231 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,520 -Miss Bev has clarity. VICTOR: Katie. 232 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,489 -You see-- -Look. 233 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,926 --the lowly peasant tills the soil for 40 years without any rain. 234 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,496 But the unemployed salesman who has recently discovered hydroponics... 235 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,765 -...all of a sudden gets disgusted by the-- -And see? No sense. 236 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,435 -That didn't make any sense. -Let me finish. You-- 237 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,537 Oh, I doubt it. You have me pray all day. 238 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,806 -I don't feel nothing. -You don't have a soul. 239 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,176 GAIL: No, you don't have soul. -I have a many souls. I'll give you one. 240 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:07,814 -Where's your third eye? Turn that thing on. -I have a fourth eye too. You wanna see it? 241 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,283 -What? -Shh. 242 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,887 I wanna be 6'4". Wow me, Bev. 243 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,356 [PIANO NOTE PLAYS] 244 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:21,962 [SINGING OFF KEY] Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do 245 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,697 Just stop. Stop the wowing, okay? 246 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,533 BEV: What's wrong? -Somehow you've gotten worse. 247 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,668 I don't know how that was possible... 248 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,404 ...but there isn't enough Auto-Tune that's gonna fix you. 249 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,908 -Well, Katie's bad playing threw me off. -I don't think it was that. 250 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,709 Again. 251 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,445 Really? Okay. 252 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:43,951 [OFF KEY] Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do 253 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,318 Ouch. 254 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,821 [WHISPERS] I could belch the song better. 255 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,223 [BURPS] 256 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,559 Have you been drinking the floor wax again? 257 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,194 Anything to forget I live here. 258 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,464 Ugh. My head is buzzing like a skeeter on a septic tank. 259 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,334 -Ravi, meditate me. [WHISPERS] Good luck, buddy. 260 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:05,472 Well, it doesn't matter, because I have my own plan. 261 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,012 Does it make me a bad person that I kind of enjoyed that? 262 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,913 [BELCHES] No. 263 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,416 Hmm. Nice work. 264 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,864 -Guess who's on his way over. -Not now, Victor, I'm busy. 265 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,534 Guess or prepare to get creamed. 266 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,611 [LAUGHING] 267 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,115 KATIE: Victor! Victor! Victor, stop! 268 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,021 KATIE [SINGING]: I've got rings on my fingers 269 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,655 And glitter in my hair 270 00:15:55,722 --> 00:16:00,427 I've got a one-way ticket And I just got here 271 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,528 I'm gonna run-- 272 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,998 -Ha-ha-ha. -Victor, what are you doing? 273 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,466 Victor! 274 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,869 Victor, where did you put my clothes? 275 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,405 -Surprise! -What? No. 276 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,007 [KATIE SHRIEKS] 277 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,544 KATIE: I'm gonna kill you. Victor! 278 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,678 [VICTOR LAUGHS] 279 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,153 [GRUMBLES] 280 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,621 Oh, hi, Katie. 281 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,989 You are evil. Let me in. 282 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,793 I control every lock on this property. 283 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,462 Crap. 284 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,533 This is insane. 285 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:45,004 Yeah, try the shed, it's unlocked, idiot. 286 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,581 [SIGHS] 287 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,849 You gotta be kidding me. 288 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,418 [GASPS] 289 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,120 Crap. 290 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,793 How did such an untalented daughter spring from my loins? 291 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,963 Focus, Ms. Gail. We are making an offering to your personal deity. 292 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,266 Tell him to give me fame and fortune. 293 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,135 Not exactly how it works. 294 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,670 Now, breathe through your Mula Bandha. 295 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,907 Oh, honey, if I could do that, I'd get a million hits on YouTube. 296 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,510 How much longer is this gonna take? Ugh. 297 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,045 The prayer or the fame and fortune? 298 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,649 Ha, ha. See you later. 299 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690 Victor. 300 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,762 LUKE: Katie? 301 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,399 -Luke. -Katie. 302 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,836 -Are you wearing a doormat? -Yes. 303 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,805 -Welcome. -Why, thank you. 304 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,375 The truth. Um.... 305 00:17:56,643 --> 00:18:00,547 My stepbrother locked me outside of the house. 306 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,715 Naked. 307 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,185 Oh, sorry. You should-- You should take my jacket. 308 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,120 KATIE: Oh. -Oh, no, no. 309 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,423 There. 310 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,826 -Thanks. Now the pants. -Hmm? 311 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,400 I'm kidding. 312 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,834 -You got me. -Ha, ha. 313 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,670 No, no. 314 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,340 One more parent-teacher conference, I swear I'm gonna lose it. 315 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,942 Look at me. I'm an educator. 316 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:35,114 I have no real skills. And I will die before I go back to my daddy's farm. 317 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:39,286 You tell my personal deity to help me achieve Guy Morgan. Do it. 318 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,888 I'll put another banana on the altar. 319 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,958 [ANGELIC CHOIR SINGING NEARBY] 320 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,994 What is that? 321 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,430 Do you hear angels singing? 322 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,599 Perhaps the gods have answered your prayer. 323 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,535 Hey. What--? 324 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,671 [DOORBELL RINGS] 325 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,912 [ANGELIC CHOIR SINGING ON CELL PHONE] 326 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,917 -This is Gail Van Ravensway. GUY [ON PHONE]: Hello. 327 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,919 Guy Morgan here. How are you? 328 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,821 Oh, well, hello, Guy. 329 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,224 What a surprise to see you calling this number. 330 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,658 Do you hear this? 331 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,493 [KATIE SINGING ON STEREO] I can justify 332 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,362 That's the demo your girl, Katie... 333 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,864 ...slipped into my briefcase. 334 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,234 And it sounds like money, dear. 335 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,269 She gave you a CD? 336 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,639 Oh, well. Well, ain't that the berries. 337 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,576 Ravi, what frigging god did you pray to? 338 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:43,250 Guy, yeah, it seems someone's not being entirely honest here. 339 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,051 [DOORBELL RINGING] 340 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,454 Katie, somebody get that door! 341 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,023 So... 342 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,925 ...that meeting today... 343 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,263 ...it was obvious that your dad doesn't get you. 344 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,498 He's an idiot for not liking your music. 345 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,200 Well, it's-- It's complicated. 346 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,769 I'm gonna just, uh.... 347 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,670 [DOORBELL RINGS] 348 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,738 Is it as complicated as me... 349 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,342 ...getting stuck outside in only a welcome mat? 350 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,280 That's not complicated. That is a gift from God. 351 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,249 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 352 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,984 [DOOR OPENS] 353 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,753 Luke. Katie. What are you doing? 354 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,990 Well, it seems your brother is Satan's very own personal Mini-Me. 355 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,659 Oh, I know, tell me about it. Come on in. 356 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,299 Oh, my God, did you work out today? 357 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,234 -Sit down. -Ooh, look at this. 358 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:38,505 -Ha, ha. Some lemonade. -Why, thank you. 359 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,940 You know, my stepsister, she has body issues... 360 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,109 ...so I don't like to discourage her nudity. 361 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,844 That's interesting. 362 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,980 -She's absolutely lovely-- -Would you like an appetizer? 363 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,181 Oh, fromage. 364 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,017 I only have cheese. 365 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,122 I just got off the phone with Guy Morgan. 366 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,024 Your phone. 367 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,163 He just loved that little demo you left him. 368 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,865 I have underestimated you. 369 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,100 It'd make me proud if I cared about you. 370 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:11,471 -I didn't lie about anything. -Oh, but, chicken, you did. 371 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,906 At least that's what Guy thinks, now that I've clarified. 372 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:18,345 I told him it was Bev's demo and that you stole it from her. 373 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,981 -But you can't do that. That's my song. -It's Bev's song. 374 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:25,485 And Guy can't wait to see her perform it at the Showcase. 375 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,888 If you try to contact him, I'll deny everything and lock you in the basement. 376 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:34,293 -She can't sing to save her life. -No, but you can, can't you? 377 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,864 Now, let's hear this amazing voice. 378 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,869 [PLAYING GUITAR AND SINGING] 379 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:47,306 Like a malignant tumor She's got no sense of humor 380 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:51,944 Just like a swollen blister It's best to just resist her 381 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:56,383 She's not exactly a witch She's just a terrible bi-- 382 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,217 Well, your lyrics stink. 383 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,620 But Guy's right, you've got chops. 384 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,021 [LUKE PLAYING PIANO] 385 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,690 [BEV SMASHES KEYS] 386 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,959 Do you know what other instruments I'm good at? 387 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:11,063 I have a feeling I could get in trouble with a question like that. 388 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,032 I like trouble. 389 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,803 GAIL: Hey, kids. 390 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:20,206 -Good evening, Miss Van Ravensway. -Sorry, I need you to go. Now. 391 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,242 Family emergency. I need Bev to help me pass a kidney stone. 392 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:27,279 -So she had a lovely evening. Ta-ta. -Are you trying to ruin my life? 393 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:32,719 I have figured out a way for you to wow Guy Morgan in the Showcase. 394 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,221 -So you do think I've improved? -Oh, no, honey. 395 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,957 But my month of spiritual devotion has taught me... 396 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,693 ...that God works in annoying ways. 397 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,463 How am I to wow Guy Morgan if I supposedly can't sing? 398 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,499 You can't, but Katie can. 399 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:49,569 -What? -I know. Like I said, annoying. 400 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,039 We'll record her voice and you will lip synch. 401 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,775 What if I don't want to? 402 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:59,746 Don't you get snarky with me, you ungrateful toad. 403 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,914 -I saved your life. -You didn't do anything. 404 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,417 -My dad married you. -Yeah, and then he died. 405 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:08,354 I tried to put you in foster care, but they was all fulled up on ugly. 406 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,856 -Funny. -I thought it was... 407 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,691 ...because you don't wanna look bad. 408 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,194 Katie, if you don't sing... 409 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:18,531 ...I'm gonna find a way for that savings your dad left to disappear. 410 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:23,102 That means, you forget college, moving out, you're stuck here with me. 411 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:27,106 But, pumpkin, we're gonna have so much fun growing old together. 412 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,376 Why don't you just have her perform if you like her so much? 413 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,812 Because, honey, look at you. 414 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,914 You are a star. 415 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:39,486 That is what Guy Morgan needs. You, the star. 416 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,020 I'm a star. 417 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:45,558 -A bright, gassy star. -Yes, you are. 418 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,461 And Guy Morgan is gonna give you a swimming pool... 419 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,662 ...shaped just like Colin Farrell. 420 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,631 Every part of him. 421 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:55,702 Or, Bev, you could just see every part of Colin Farrell on the Internet. 422 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,137 And just leave me out of this. 423 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,542 -Okay, so how do we do this? -First rule of Lie Club... 424 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,844 ...is don't talk about Lie Club. 425 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,913 Which includes you, Katie. 426 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,782 As far as everyone knows, you can't sing. 427 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,218 And no more talking to Luke or Guy. 428 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,020 Are we clear? 429 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,254 Crystal. 430 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,956 [BELL TOLLING] 431 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,926 Yeah, Dad, we're about to meet some fresh talent right now. 432 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:24,296 Remember when you signed Jay-Z? No, you passed on him, my bad. 433 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:27,133 Um, this is like that, except it's gonna be brilliant. 434 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,668 Yeah. Okay. 435 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,436 -Yeah, okay. Bye. -Dude, what'd he say? 436 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:32,438 These guys you told me about are good? 437 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,975 Yes. The Oral Majority has potential. They'll be here any second. 438 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,811 Talking about potential, how was your little date with Bev? 439 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,480 -Her mom kicked me out. -I told you. Bev is drama. 440 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,015 Technically, it was Gail's drama. 441 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,317 But Bev's interesting, man. She's-- 442 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,953 I'm worried she's bonkers. 443 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,956 See, my last girlfriend, she was hot, but absolutely mental. 444 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,792 I need a girl who's not gonna be shipped to the loony bin. 445 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,727 Hang on, I'm gonna hit the facilities. 446 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,863 Facilities. That's a new one. 447 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,599 -Hey, man. Sorry we're late. -Hey, what's good, y'all? 448 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,702 Nobody talks to my boy until he comes from the facilities. 449 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,270 We're here to impress. 450 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,739 -Clear, right? -Got it. 451 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,812 [SINGING] When you're fighting just to keep it sane 452 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:15,247 Throw your will At the eye of the hurricane 453 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:17,817 -Sing it out -Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh 454 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:21,153 -Help me sing it out -Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh 455 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,856 If you wanna find out who you are Stop running 456 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:27,293 In the end you'll figure out It's all about nothing 457 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:32,765 All night, it's gonna be all right Hey, hey, hey, hey 458 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:36,936 All right Turn your dreams into your life 459 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,609 That's good. 460 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:53,586 I'm clean. No one followed me. And I got your intel. 461 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:56,088 Oh, Katie, baby, your life sucks. 462 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,625 Trust me, it gets worse. 463 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:03,262 Okay, dude, those guys, they just went Oral Majority on me in there-- 464 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,764 -I was trying to hold them back-- -You're right. 465 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,933 They have potential and they're great. 466 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:12,538 But first, my talent-finding friend, promise me no more auditions in the bogs. 467 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:15,374 -The what? -The loo. 468 00:26:15,441 --> 00:26:16,943 -Bathroom. Toilet. -Got it. 469 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:20,613 All right. Okay, come on. I wanna show you something. 470 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,883 So now I have to rehearse in secret. 471 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,184 Why not not rehearse? 472 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,787 Make Bev sound bad. What do you care? 473 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:31,390 No song, no savings account. No life. 474 00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:32,892 [CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 475 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,728 ANGELA: People. Coming. Now. 476 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,267 Okay. 477 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,836 Dude, what are we doing? The suspense is killing me. 478 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,905 LUKE: Can you grab the mike? 479 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:48,140 Not about to serenade a brother, are you? 480 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,076 LUKE: Dude, with bromance, comes a fine line. 481 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,845 MICKEY: That I shall not cross. 482 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:55,347 So sing something. 483 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,151 LUKE: Okay. 484 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,354 [PLAYING UPBEAT MELODY] 485 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,124 [SINGING] I'm lost in a world That rattles my brain 486 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:07,694 I'm cleaning up my life From the mess you made 487 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,929 Oh, oh 488 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:12,131 Whoa, oh, oh, oh 489 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,302 My soul's in debt, but my bills are paid 490 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,005 I'd give anything just to make an escape 491 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,207 Oh, oh 492 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:23,810 Whoa, oh, oh, oh 493 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,713 So you can keep Knocking, knocking, knocking 494 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,615 Baby, you're rockin' But there ain't no way I'm ever letting you in 495 00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:31,083 [MOUTHS] He's amazing. 496 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,887 Not again 497 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,690 So keep on Knocking, knocking, knocking 498 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:43,462 But, baby, you're better off walking 'Cause I ain't gonna let you in 499 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,031 Never again 500 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,901 I went out on a limb again 501 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,437 I guess I had to lose to win 502 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:55,641 I was too confused to know Which way to turn 503 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,276 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 504 00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,112 -And she could be a millionaire.... -Crap. 505 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,749 -Gail needs me to drive her home. -I don't care 506 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:05,584 'Cause, baby, there's nobody home 507 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:08,087 Nobody's home at all, yeah 508 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:12,558 [MICKEY LAUGHS] 509 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,861 -What? Did you write that? -Yeah. 510 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,263 Reminds me of, um.... Uh.... 511 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:21,067 -Danger Fruit, right? Danger Fruit. -Ha, ha. Because I wrote their album too. 512 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,936 Shut up. Took me forever to find that bootleg online. 513 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,905 -I love that album. That's crazy. -Yeah. 514 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:27,907 My dad doesn't know. And he thought the record... 515 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,342 ...was a pile of crap. 516 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:32,478 He thinks writing's a waste of time. 517 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,783 Because he basically wants me to be like him. Only with better hair. 518 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:40,853 But the first thing I thought when I heard those guys in the urinals was... 519 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,488 ...good acoustics. 520 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,692 Second thought was these guys, these guys could be great. 521 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,294 If you gave them your song. 522 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,730 Mate, that's a brilliant idea. 523 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,266 -So put them in the Showcase? -Put them in the Showcase. 524 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,935 MICKEY: Yeah. 525 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:57,369 [KATIE PLAYING GUITAR AND SINGING] 526 00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:03,575 You can never tell where this might go 527 00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:05,845 You wrote that song today? 528 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:09,481 -You've been home for what, two hours? -It's like an answer to his song. 529 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:10,950 You really like this guy. 530 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:12,819 Yeah, I'm an idiot. 531 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,187 You have to sing that for him. 532 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,891 What if you sang to him in secret? 533 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:23,495 At the dance. Ta-da. 534 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,936 Okay, I know the card's like, really cheesy, but.... 535 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,373 Oh, God, I hope you like it. 536 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,444 Ange, it's beautiful, but are you crazy? 537 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,279 No, I know you're crazy. 538 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,314 Am not. 539 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:45,751 -What if he doesn't even like me? -You'll both be in disguise. 540 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,354 It's your chance to see if he was really flirting with you. 541 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,290 I was naked. Of course he was flirting. 542 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,792 And why even torture myself? It's not like I can have him. 543 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:56,062 Why not? Tell him how you feel. 544 00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:00,466 If he feels the same way, you can reveal your hot self and he won't tell Gail. 545 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,970 And if he hates the song, leave the disguise on. 546 00:30:06,772 --> 00:30:08,540 Okay. 547 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,409 I'm going to the dance. 548 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,710 That's my girl. 549 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:15,882 Maurice, no, no. Again, in Français, longer legs. 550 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:19,551 I wouldn't go in your closet for a little while if I were you. 551 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:21,687 What? Why? 552 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,055 Hey. Wake up. 553 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,494 GAIL: Katie! 554 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,298 The cat has pooped in my closet. I need you to clean it up. 555 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:33,765 Go. 556 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,667 I told you we don't have a cat. 557 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,203 Angie, heads up. 558 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,472 Katie! 559 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:47,579 What's going on? 560 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:48,981 Nothing. 561 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:52,084 I am, uh, re-organizing and labeling. I.... 562 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:54,820 I took up crochet. Do you want new socks? 563 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:59,025 I would make you a sweater, but I hear that the arms, that they're really hard. 564 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:06,465 Oh, you thought you could sneak off and go to the dance. 565 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:08,867 After what you pulled today with Guy. 566 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,669 Oh, no, no. 567 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,139 Oh, no, no, no. 568 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,407 You're on Victor watch tonight... 569 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:18,177 ...tomorrow night and every night. 570 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:19,778 Fun. 571 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:22,982 I'll give Victor all the mothering you don't have time for. 572 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:27,253 Oh, I wish you could be my mommy. 573 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:30,022 I'm off to my cinnamon colonic. 574 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:33,259 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 575 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:35,962 KATIE: Hey. Get down. You're gonna break yourself. 576 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:38,730 Or worse, the furniture. 577 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,700 ANGELA: Hello? -Hey. 578 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:45,404 -You look like you're having fun. -Always. 579 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:48,440 Well, I couldn't let you not go to the dance without me. 580 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:51,210 Besides, we have six hours of shirtless Team Jacob. 581 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:54,313 So let's just get this party started. 582 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:58,217 -So is Victor driving you nuts? -I swear to you, he's not human. 583 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:02,188 I mean, can you really blame him, though? Just look at this family. 584 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,656 Victor, what are you doing? 585 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,658 [YELLS] 586 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,299 [LAUGHS] 587 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,902 Oh, no. Great. 588 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,705 Eh, she actually looks prettier that way. 589 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,940 KATIE: True. Ugh. Whatever. 590 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,613 Why did I ever think that tonight could've been something special. 591 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:30,249 Think Bev's all over Luke at the dance right now? 592 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,518 They're probably making out. See? 593 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:36,122 -Victor, give it a rest. -Just check it out. Come on. 594 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,927 Luke is gonna produce whoever wins the Showcase. 595 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:44,963 So we need a little insurance. 596 00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:49,268 -I know what I'm doing, Mother. GAIL: Do you? 597 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:52,304 I can't take it anymore, okay? 598 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:54,740 I'm taking my life into my own hands. 599 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,242 I'm talking to Luke. 600 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,910 -Finally. -Okay, but we have gotta be home... 601 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,180 ...before Gail gets here. 602 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,681 What about the demon spawn? 603 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:03,882 Mm-hm. 604 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,484 KATIE: Right. 605 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:07,686 Okay, just watch him. 606 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,224 ANGELA: Hmm. 607 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:15,627 [BARKS] 608 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,695 [CHUCKLES] 609 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:19,065 Is that all you've got, Angela? 610 00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:20,299 Ravi? 611 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:22,000 [SPORTS COMMENTATORS TALKING ON TV] 612 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,903 RAVI [IN JERSEY ACCENT]: My sister could catch that, jerknut. 613 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:27,539 Put some nuts in that sack, ref. 614 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,010 [IN INDIAN ACCENT] Miss Katie, I am most startled. 615 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,745 Obviously. 616 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:36,815 [IN JERSEY ACCENT] All right. All right. Don't hate me. 617 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:38,350 Okay, don't hate me. I'm sorry. 618 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:42,254 But my name ain't Ravi. It's Tony. 619 00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:45,557 -Tony. -Tony Gupta from Jersey. 620 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:48,594 -From Jersey. -I am half Indian. 621 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:52,164 My friends call me Meatball because I'm half Italian. 622 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,333 Truth is I always wanted to be an actor. 623 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,901 But I never got my shot. 624 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:58,504 I'm working at KFC, and one day, Gail comes in... 625 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,140 ...she's like, "Are you Indian?" I'm like, "What?" 626 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,041 She's like, "Are you a guru?" I'm like: 627 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:05,211 [IN INDIAN ACCENT] "Who is asking?" 628 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:08,614 [IN NORMAL VOICE] She says, "Someone who's paying for some spiritual guidance." 629 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,583 And I'm like, "Whaa! It's a miracle!" 630 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:16,255 I finally get a chance to do a total immersion into a character. 631 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,890 Real training and I get paid. Are you kidding me? 632 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:21,727 Ravi is my King Lear. 633 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,230 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] You wanna hear the monologue from My Fair Lady? 634 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,631 -Oy, mate. -No, thanks. 635 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,701 I'm sorry I barged in. Whoops. 636 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,937 [KATIE CHUCKLES] 637 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:36,475 Your secret's safe with me, okay? But I need to ask you a favor. 638 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,710 -Meatball. -Ha, Meatball. 639 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:41,347 Please watch Victor tonight so I can go to the dance? 640 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,781 Are you kidding me? Done. 641 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,982 [SIGHS] 642 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,684 Blow it up. 643 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,453 [MIMICS EXPLOSION] 644 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,755 Thank you. 645 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,257 [CHUCKLES] 646 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,597 [INDIAN DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 647 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,098 ANGELA: Whoa. 648 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:02,701 KATIE: How am I supposed to find Luke if everybody's got a mask? 649 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:06,205 ANGELA: I never said this was gonna be easy. Let's do some recon. 650 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,506 [CLEARS THROAT] 651 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:10,008 I am Assistant Principal Dorothy Plumberg. 652 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:13,445 No drinking. No texting. No kissing. 653 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:18,884 Luke? No. Luke Morgan? 654 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:23,622 No leaving the premises and no experiencing joy of any kind. 655 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,158 Luke? Ugh. 656 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,129 [KATIE SIGHS] 657 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:33,565 Where is he? 658 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,368 That reminds me. I got a new act for you to listen to. 659 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:38,003 -Now? -No time like it. 660 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,839 -Dude, not again-- -We're called Big Pain Ticket. 661 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:44,142 [CHAIN SAW REVVING] 662 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:47,879 I wanna kiss your apocalypse 663 00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:51,383 Wrap you in my Armageddon 664 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,785 Sing you a twisted serenade 665 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,688 They're good, but I'm worried that chain saw's unsafe. 666 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,325 Dude, the chain saw's, like, the best part. 667 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,233 I think I found him. 668 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,701 ANGELA: Well, he is blond. 669 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,906 Oh, my God, what is she doing here? 670 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:19,278 I hate teenage desperation. 671 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,846 What are you doing here? 672 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,782 Oh, honey, the prize pig doesn't win the blue ribbon... 673 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,851 ...by covering up its third best asset. 674 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,154 A, what does that even mean and, B, did you just call me a pig? 675 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:30,956 Honey, I saw you making sweet love... 676 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,825 ...to a plate of Swedish meatballs at the snack table. 677 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:38,364 It's now or never, babe. 678 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:43,335 -What if she recognizes me? -I'll distract her. Go. 679 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,704 -So was I right or was I right? -You were right. 680 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:48,940 You have very cool taste. Any more auditions in the men's... 681 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,876 ...and you're fired. 682 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:57,449 -I know your secret. -Which secret is that? 683 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:01,853 I heard you sing at school. 684 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,954 You were amazing. 685 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:04,222 Do I know you? 686 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,962 -I wanna show you something. -What's your name? 687 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:16,001 Angela, what are you doing? 688 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,704 I'd like to make a request. 689 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:26,011 I will make your night. I promise. 690 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,813 ANGELA: Miss Van R. 691 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,416 Is it true you wanted to be a dancer when you were younger... 692 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:31,717 ...but were never good enough? 693 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:32,384 [SCOFFS] 694 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:35,020 Who told you that? 695 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:39,791 [PLAYING UPBEAT INDIAN DANCE MUSIC] 696 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,867 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 697 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,939 GAIL: Well, now, how lovely. 698 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:57,075 But I've seen better dancing in a Filipino prison, sugar. 699 00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:58,910 CROWD: Oh! 700 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:03,315 Really? Because I think I just challenged you to a dance battle. 701 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,851 [CHEERING] 702 00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:10,722 Would Luke Morgan please pick up the white courtesy phone? 703 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,825 Luke Morgan, white courtesy phone. 704 00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:21,266 LUKE: Hold on. What is that? KATIE: You've never seen a guitar before? 705 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:24,336 You hid a guitar in there. You hiding anything else? 706 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,804 Follow me. 707 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,678 LUKE: Oh, wow. 708 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:41,387 Madam, while your exquisite eyes tell of a radiant, but mischievous beauty... 709 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,254 ...I have grown impatient. 710 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,359 Off with your veil, so that I may know the truth. 711 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,061 Or not. 712 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:55,367 I'm hoping this answers a lot of your questions. 713 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:06,111 [SINGING] I can see it from The spark in your eyes 714 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:10,716 You believe in all the things You've denied 715 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:14,420 You wanna fly And leave your worries behind 716 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:18,624 Don't you? Don't you? 717 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:23,829 Well, now I'm knocking At your front door 718 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:29,868 And I'm looking for the right cure 719 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:33,772 I'm still a little bit unsure 720 00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,008 Okay, now take off that veil. 721 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:38,810 Uh-uh. 722 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:39,845 [CHUCKLES] 723 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:44,516 [UPBEAT INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 724 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,300 [STOMACH RUMBLING] 725 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,502 [GROANS] 726 00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:20,271 I think I've blown something. 727 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:24,242 Does anyone else smell cinnamon? 728 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:25,944 [GAIL GROANING] 729 00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:27,278 GAIL: Move it, fatso. 730 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:33,251 [SINGING] You can never tell where this might go 731 00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:40,626 Okay, you are blowing my mind. You have to show me who you are. 732 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:42,994 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 733 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:54,372 -We have to go. -What? 734 00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:56,374 -Come. -No, Ange. 735 00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:59,110 In the middle of a really big moment right now. 736 00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:01,346 Someone had an accident and went home. 737 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:06,084 KATIE: I'm so sorry. 738 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,019 What--? You...? 739 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,655 Hey. Wait. 740 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,256 But who are you? 741 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,859 Over here. Go, go, go. 742 00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:25,036 -We beat her. -I love you for this. 743 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:45,490 Interesting babysitting attire. 744 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:48,860 I should've known you'd go behind my back again. 745 00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:52,330 And that Paula Abdul wannabe, trying to distract me. 746 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:54,733 Don't talk about her like that. 747 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,334 [STOMACH RUMBLING] 748 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:59,671 Your friend wants to be a choreographer, if memory serves. 749 00:43:59,738 --> 00:44:03,241 She might've made a decent one if she hadn't gotten herself expelled. 750 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:05,711 Guess she can kiss them Juilliard dreams goodbye. 751 00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:09,280 Look, I'll do whatever you want. Okay? Just leave Ange out of this. 752 00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:13,518 That depends if you pull another stunt like tonight, sugar. 753 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:16,855 -I won't. -I'll be taking this. 754 00:44:17,923 --> 00:44:20,225 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 755 00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:26,364 Only her eyes were piercing out through this veil, but her voice.... 756 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:28,800 How hot was the girl on a scale of one to 10? 757 00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:30,902 -An 11. -The hotness scale only goes 10. 758 00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:32,771 Yeah, this girl has love potential. 759 00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:36,041 -Ooh, love. -Shut it. 760 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:41,346 We are gonna do this for hours until we get it right. Even if it takes hours. 761 00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:45,150 Now, sing like your life depends on it. Because, sugar, it does. 762 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:47,953 We're recording. 763 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,955 [SINGING] Plug in the mike 764 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,790 Open the curtain 765 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,892 Turn on the lights 766 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,794 I'm through rehearsing 767 00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,963 -Dang, she's good, man. -Told you, man. 768 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,831 Check this out, all right? 769 00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:03,735 Thirty-nine girls in the singing program which means 85 percent... 770 00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:05,370 ...have music during the sixth period. 771 00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:07,773 So your girl's in one of those rooms. 772 00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:10,175 The feeling ignites 773 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:11,309 I'm in control 774 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:13,444 Oh, cut. Cut. 775 00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:15,480 That was subpar at best. 776 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,750 From the top, pretty please. 777 00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:22,020 GIRLS [SINGING]: Amazing grace 778 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:23,955 It's cool, I got this. 779 00:45:24,022 --> 00:45:26,291 Ladies, all my single ladies. 780 00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:29,494 My boy Luke here has a special favor to ask of you, all right? 781 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,964 He needs vocals for this big show coming up, so.... 782 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,966 -My name is-- -Luke Morgan. 783 00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:37,969 You will put me in the Showcase. Oh, yes, you will. 784 00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:41,807 -Maybe I could ask you to sing first? -I am so gonna rock your world. 785 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:45,710 [SINGING] I love the way you love me, Luke 786 00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:48,479 Inside my head every night 787 00:45:48,546 --> 00:45:50,916 You come and kiss me good night 788 00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:54,185 Whatever you see Is what you get 789 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:57,122 Why don't you not suck and do it again, okay? 790 00:45:58,723 --> 00:46:03,228 I wanna be with you forever-- 791 00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:06,431 PLUMBERG: What is going on in here? Disgusting. 792 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:09,467 You two boys are not in my class. Stop. Wait. 793 00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:18,910 Stop. Wait. Stop. 794 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,252 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 795 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:40,098 I got nothing to lose 796 00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:41,666 I've been exposed 797 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,935 I'm paying my dues 798 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:46,137 Playing the role 799 00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,639 -Oh, really? -We are back where we started. 800 00:46:48,706 --> 00:46:49,941 This is not good. 801 00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,142 [KATIE SINGING NEARBY] 802 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,111 That's her. That's her voice. 803 00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:55,113 PLUMBERG: Don't think you can get away from me. 804 00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:57,682 -Step aside. Step aside. -Please. Wait. 805 00:46:57,748 --> 00:47:01,119 Okay. But first, why don't you just both audition for me. 806 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:02,720 Listen-- 807 00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:06,157 [SINGING] Luke, you are the one for me, yes you are 808 00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:07,993 You just don't know it yet 809 00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:10,495 [PLUMBERG SINGING OPERA] 810 00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:24,042 [KATIE SINGING ON RECORDING] Make you believe in me 811 00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:27,012 I can be what you want me to be 812 00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:30,815 Tonight is the night Where I make you see 813 00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:35,120 [LIP-SYNCHING] That I can be Anything, anything, anything 814 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:39,257 I'll make you believe in me 815 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:42,327 I can be what you want me to be 816 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:45,763 Tonight is the night Where I make you see 817 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,398 [MUSIC STOPS] 818 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:50,001 It was you? 819 00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:53,838 -Oh, sorry to interrupt. -Oh, no, honey. Interrupt away. 820 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:57,475 I didn't think I'd see you. It was killing me. Because I felt like we connected. 821 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,809 [CLEARS THROAT] 822 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:02,347 Excuse me. Uh, how exactly did you two connect? 823 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:05,516 Yeah, how did we? I mean, we did. 824 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:08,286 -Through-- -With your lyrics. They just-- 825 00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:11,289 -I can't get them out of my head. -My lyrics. Yeah. 826 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:13,224 GAIL: Well, how wonderful. 827 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:16,161 But, uh, Bev has to prepare for her Showcase audition. 828 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,230 Oh, no. She doesn't need to audition. You're in. 829 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,700 Do you wanna grab a bite later? 830 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:24,735 -Yeah. PLUMBERG: Wait. 831 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:25,937 You have a date with detention. 832 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,605 Actually, he has a date with me. 833 00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:29,374 Dear me, did I not fire you? 834 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,977 -I have tenure. -One call and you're wearing a paper hat... 835 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:35,446 ...that says "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I take your order?" 836 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:37,348 -Five calls. -Two calls and text. 837 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,450 Two calls, a text, several long e-mails. 838 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,652 GAIL: One text and a Tweet. -One text and a re-Tweet. 839 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,822 Oh, for God's sakes, go lick a chalkboard. 840 00:48:44,889 --> 00:48:47,558 Fine. 841 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,327 I hate you. 842 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:56,867 Okay. Um, I'd love to write a song with you. Let's talk about it tonight? 843 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,004 -I'd love to. -Okay, you're on. 844 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,844 I've always wanted to write a song. 845 00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:10,615 Maybe I'll write about my skin. They say love tightens your pores. 846 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,050 What rhymes with pores? 847 00:49:12,117 --> 00:49:15,020 Chores. Bores. Sores. 848 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:17,588 Katie, I've got a new task for you. 849 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,557 Crushing disappointment. 850 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:23,594 You are gonna write a song for Bev to say she wrote for Luke. 851 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:25,930 A song about what a good kisser Luke is. 852 00:49:25,997 --> 00:49:27,832 GAIL: We can't just give him a song. 853 00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:31,869 He wants to write it with you and you know nothing about music. 854 00:49:31,936 --> 00:49:33,804 Katie, I'm sorry to say... 855 00:49:33,871 --> 00:49:36,707 ...but Bev's gonna need some help keeping your man. 856 00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,076 Well, I mean, her man. 857 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,189 [BAND PLAYING SOFT JAZZ MUSIC] 858 00:49:51,256 --> 00:49:55,160 Oh, and that silky smooth sound you hit on the high notes, that is just-- 859 00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:57,928 It is the sexiest thing I've ever heard. 860 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,698 Silky and sexy. That's good. Ha, ha. 861 00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:04,702 I don't know why, but I was kind of surprised that you were into music. 862 00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,804 -Yeah, me too. -What? 863 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:08,706 I mean, I am. 864 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:12,043 Are you okay? You keep checking your phone. 865 00:50:12,877 --> 00:50:15,213 Yes. Um.... Um.... 866 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,717 My grandma fell and broke her hip. 867 00:50:19,784 --> 00:50:21,452 So she just sends me updates. 868 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,654 -Old people and their cell phones. LUKE: Yeah. 869 00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:26,757 -So I just I don't wanna miss anything. -I hope she's okay. 870 00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:30,461 But, uh, you were right. 871 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:33,164 I, um-- I have been hiding. 872 00:50:33,231 --> 00:50:35,433 -From your dead? -Sorry? 873 00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:37,968 [MOUTHS] Dad. 874 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,170 Dad. 875 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:40,371 [CHUCKLES] 876 00:50:40,438 --> 00:50:42,707 -Hiding from your dad. -Yes. 877 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:45,576 You seemed upset that first day that we met. 878 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,713 And I thought maybe your dad had something to do with it. 879 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:52,350 He wants me to be just like him. And I wanna play music. 880 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:56,087 I don't wanna be some suit managing musicians. 881 00:50:56,154 --> 00:51:00,425 You feel like he wishes you were a totally different person? 882 00:51:00,491 --> 00:51:03,961 Yes. And sometimes I even wish that. 883 00:51:04,028 --> 00:51:05,930 -Does that sound stupid? -Yes. 884 00:51:05,996 --> 00:51:07,898 Sorry? 885 00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:09,534 I mean, no. 886 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,001 I mean, no. 887 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:14,672 LUKE: So who is your favorite artist? 888 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,308 Today, it would have to be Moose. 889 00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,144 Do you mean Muse? 890 00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:21,546 Yeah, Muse. That's what I said. 891 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:22,813 Oh. 892 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,685 But old-school would have to be John Lennon. 893 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:31,489 Oh, God, I love Lennon. His lyrics are so honest. 894 00:51:31,556 --> 00:51:34,459 His voice was just like an angle. 895 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:38,196 -An angle? -Yeah. 896 00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:39,897 Learn how to read. 897 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:43,401 Yeah, it would be like, uh, a right angle, you know. 898 00:51:43,468 --> 00:51:45,670 It would start out at 90 degrees. 899 00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:50,775 And then it would just take you somewhere that you never expected you would go. 900 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,311 [CHUCKLES] 901 00:51:53,378 --> 00:51:55,880 -Doesn't really make any sense, does it? -Not at all. 902 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,048 Maybe you could just ask me another question. 903 00:51:58,115 --> 00:52:01,186 I wasn't kidding when I said we should write together. 904 00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:02,887 That's not a question. 905 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:03,954 [CHUCKLES] 906 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:05,290 Oh, okay. 907 00:52:05,356 --> 00:52:08,259 Um, how about what inspires you to write music? 908 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:11,329 What inspires me? That's a good question. 909 00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:16,301 You know, I would have to say-- It would be, um.... 910 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:20,037 Inspiration! 911 00:52:20,104 --> 00:52:21,706 Oh. Wow. Ahem. 912 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:24,108 You know, inspiration is such a deeply, uh-- 913 00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:29,914 It's personal. It's, like, kind of indefinable, I guess you could say. 914 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:35,220 It's just personal. Oh, my God. 915 00:52:35,286 --> 00:52:38,323 -I'm so sorry. LUKE: No, you're okay. Um.... 916 00:52:38,389 --> 00:52:40,925 BEV: Did it get on your jacket? Oh, I'm so sorry. 917 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,960 LUKE: No, you know what? You're fine. It's just-- 918 00:52:43,027 --> 00:52:44,795 Oh, no. Uh.... 919 00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:48,299 -Is Grandma okay? -Uh, no. Um, she has to go to the bathroom. 920 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:51,836 -Oh, she does tell you everything. BEV: I should go to the bathroom too. 921 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,037 [CHUCKLES] 922 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:54,905 I'll be right back. 923 00:52:58,075 --> 00:53:01,746 What are you doing? Get back out there. This is working like a charm. 924 00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:04,782 What do you want me to do? Send smoke signals? 925 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,985 -No. -Look, you can go back in there, okay? 926 00:53:08,052 --> 00:53:10,421 But you are so in over your head you don't even know it. 927 00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:12,022 No, I'm not. You know what? 928 00:53:12,089 --> 00:53:14,492 I'm so sick of using your words. I don't need you. 929 00:53:14,559 --> 00:53:16,927 I can do this on my own. Luke wants me. 930 00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,163 I talk good. 931 00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:21,332 Hey, good luck. 932 00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,937 -Hi. -Sorry. 933 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:31,108 So let's talk classical music. Who are your favorites? 934 00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:32,643 Mozart. 935 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,111 Beethoven? 936 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:37,147 Tchaikovsky. You are a Swan Lake girl, aren't you? 937 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:40,251 -I have bad news. My grandma croaked. -Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 938 00:53:40,318 --> 00:53:42,853 -I should go. -Look, if you wanna talk about it, I-- 939 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:47,292 You know, I would prefer to remember my grandma's memory in silence. 940 00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:49,960 [GIGGLES] 941 00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:53,364 Crap. 942 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,639 Mah-meh, mah-meh. 943 00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:06,076 GAIL: Victor, if you have stolen my commemorative Gandhi knife again... 944 00:54:06,143 --> 00:54:07,912 ...I will make you into a eunuch. 945 00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:12,883 You were supposed to be watching Victor. 946 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:15,386 You told me you wanted the chandelier to sparkle. 947 00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:19,324 Now I want you to throw out my facelessness. 948 00:54:31,168 --> 00:54:32,970 [DOORBELL RINGS] 949 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,043 Victor, is Bev in? 950 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:44,214 [SINGING] I'll tell you When you can guess what song I'm playing 951 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,316 Is Bev in? 952 00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:46,851 Guess what song! 953 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:48,953 It doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard! 954 00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:53,691 That's because I don't know how to play! We could be here all day! 955 00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:55,360 Well, I could show you some chords! 956 00:54:56,894 --> 00:55:00,598 -I thought you wanted to see Bev. -Bev can wait a sec. 957 00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:01,932 -Okay. -Yeah? 958 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:03,801 Now, I'm gonna show you three chords. 959 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:06,904 -And we're gonna turn it into a song. -Okay. 960 00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:09,173 This is the first chord. 961 00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,941 It's an E. 962 00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,911 All right. Second chord. 963 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,413 Go to G. Slide it up. 964 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,048 Oh, yeah. Okay. 965 00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:21,519 There we go. Slide it up again. You got an A. 966 00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:22,820 There. We're gonna put it together. 967 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,456 -It's gonna be a whole song. -Okay. 968 00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:31,228 Now. 969 00:55:31,295 --> 00:55:34,031 [PLAYING CHORDS] 970 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:56,220 Very good. You can play, you rascal. 971 00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:59,790 If you practice and with that haircut, you could be a Beatle. 972 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,427 No, The Stones are a lot better. 973 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,130 -Luke. -Hey. 974 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,198 KATIE: Hi. -I keep running into you here. 975 00:56:08,265 --> 00:56:09,967 But no partial nudity this time. 976 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:13,003 Um, I didn't know you and Bev had a date today. 977 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,806 Oh, yeah. No, I'm kind of surprising her. 978 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,008 I'll go get her. 979 00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:21,345 He's crazy. 980 00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:23,481 So it looks like she lost her head. 981 00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:27,985 Oh. Yeah, it's an artist's rendition of what's going on up there. 982 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,522 You play a Gallagher. 983 00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:32,690 That is so cool. 984 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:35,092 -You know guitars. -No. Uh-uh. 985 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:40,598 I mean, yeah, a little. Not really. 986 00:56:40,665 --> 00:56:45,903 Yeah, I know. I like the way the, um-- The rosewood holds the, uh.... 987 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:50,107 -The notes. -Notes. 988 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:52,710 Notes, yeah. Um.... 989 00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:56,413 You always seem to disappear. I really wish you wouldn't. 990 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,984 You're actually quite cool. 991 00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,085 You think I'm cool? 992 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:05,189 Luke. Hi. 993 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,157 -What a surprise. -Um-- 994 00:57:07,224 --> 00:57:10,928 -Oh, God, I love your skinny jeans. -Oh, thank you. Uh.... 995 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:13,631 I brought my guitar. We could write that song. 996 00:57:13,698 --> 00:57:15,600 -Awesome. Yeah. -Okay. 997 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:19,570 Oh, yeah. I guess I gotta go disappear. 998 00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:23,073 And can you just wait in there for one minute? 999 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,853 -I need your new song. -What? I'm not done yet. 1000 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,555 Give me what you have so far. 1001 00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:40,190 -Come on. -Don't break my heart. 1002 00:57:40,257 --> 00:57:41,692 I will break more than that. 1003 00:57:41,759 --> 00:57:43,561 -No, that's the lyric. -What? 1004 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:45,630 That's it? 1005 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:49,567 You have had forever to work on this. Oh, my God,you're giving me a twitch. 1006 00:57:49,634 --> 00:57:51,301 [BEV PANTING] 1007 00:57:51,368 --> 00:57:52,970 Fine. 1008 00:57:57,542 --> 00:57:58,442 BEV: Victor? 1009 00:57:58,509 --> 00:58:00,978 -Victor. -Victor. 1010 00:58:01,045 --> 00:58:03,147 BEV: I know you're there. 1011 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:12,957 You're trespassing and you've just entered a world of hurt. 1012 00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:16,160 Yeah, well, I know all about your surveillance crap, Victor. 1013 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:18,896 Your cameras hidden in every nook and cranny, I know. 1014 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:22,066 -What kinds of nooks and crannies? -You can't prove anything. 1015 00:58:22,132 --> 00:58:26,003 Well, I won't tell Mom if you do me a favor. 1016 00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:28,072 I need Katie to talk to me with no one knowing. 1017 00:58:28,138 --> 00:58:30,808 -No one can hear her. She can hear me. [MOUTHS] Don't. 1018 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,544 -Is it possible? - Say no. 1019 00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:36,446 You've come to the right man. 1020 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,149 Watch and learn, ladies. 1021 00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,021 [BEEPING] 1022 00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:48,626 I can hide a mike anywhere. 1023 00:58:48,693 --> 00:58:50,160 Mom swallowed one. 1024 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:53,097 And you don't wanna hear the live feed, trust me. 1025 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:55,099 Oh, this is insane. 1026 00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:56,433 I guarantee my work. 1027 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,368 -Hey, Victor, set up Katie. -Okay. 1028 00:58:58,435 --> 00:59:00,605 Here you go, Katie. 1029 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,574 I put this in my ear? 1030 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:06,043 You put it on your ear and you talk. 1031 00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:11,115 Well, you are ugly, you could probably fit all it in there. 1032 00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:13,183 Luke, I'm so sorry. 1033 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,986 I have to give Katie a sisterly talk, you know. 1034 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,255 She's so high-maintenance. Ha, ha. 1035 00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:20,224 Anyway, well, where were we? 1036 00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:21,759 Uh, well, we hadn't started. 1037 00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:23,961 -Perfect. Let's start. KATIE: Bev. 1038 00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:25,663 Uh, Bev, hey, can you hear me? 1039 00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:27,431 -What do you wanna start with? KATIE: Bev? 1040 00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:28,633 -Yes. -What? 1041 00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:30,400 What? Ha. 1042 00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:32,737 LUKE: You wanna sing and I'll play harmony? 1043 00:59:32,803 --> 00:59:34,939 Uh, no. I was thinking maybe you could sing... 1044 00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,574 ...and I could give you some lyrics that I wrote. 1045 00:59:37,642 --> 00:59:38,943 LUKE: That sounds good, okay. 1046 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:41,478 -I.... Um.... BEV: Yeah. 1047 00:59:41,545 --> 00:59:43,280 They are, um.... Um.... 1048 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,717 Don't break my heart. 1049 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:48,285 Don't break my heart. 1050 00:59:49,386 --> 00:59:51,388 Before I give it to you. 1051 00:59:51,455 --> 00:59:53,057 Before I give it to you. 1052 00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:55,793 Don't break my heart before I give it to you, okay. 1053 00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:58,929 KATIE: Don't tell me no. -Don't tell me no. 1054 01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:01,766 Before I ask you to. 1055 01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:03,600 BEV: Before I ask you to. 1056 01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:05,435 Don't tell me no, before I ask you to. 1057 01:00:05,502 --> 01:00:07,104 -Yeah. -That's good. Um.... 1058 01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:08,105 Thanks. 1059 01:00:08,172 --> 01:00:10,440 LUKE: Don't break my heart. 1060 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,142 [HUMMING] 1061 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:14,645 LUKE: More? 1062 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,346 Don't say it doesn't fit. 1063 01:00:16,413 --> 01:00:18,482 Don't say it doesn't fit. 1064 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:19,850 Before you try it on. 1065 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:21,418 Before you try it on. 1066 01:00:21,485 --> 01:00:24,554 Don't say it doesn't fit before you try it on. 1067 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:25,656 BEV: Try it on. 1068 01:00:25,723 --> 01:00:27,925 -I like it. -Thanks. Ha, ha. 1069 01:00:28,926 --> 01:00:32,429 Um, there's too much to lose. 1070 01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:35,332 -There's so much to lose. KATIE: Too much to lose. 1071 01:00:35,399 --> 01:00:37,134 Too much to lose. 1072 01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:38,969 KATIE: To be wrong. -To be wrong. 1073 01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:43,708 Too much to lose to be wrong. 1074 01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:46,610 -Yeah. That's good. BEV: Yeah. 1075 01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:48,478 More? You got any more? 1076 01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:51,816 BEV: Yeah. -And it feels like there's something here. 1077 01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:55,252 BEV: And it feels like there's something here. 1078 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,421 And it feels like there's something here. 1079 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,925 But I wanna see it before it disappears. 1080 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:04,695 But I wanna see it before it disappears. 1081 01:01:07,732 --> 01:01:08,699 -Yeah. BEV: Do you like that? 1082 01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:10,300 [BEV CHUCKLES] 1083 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:13,403 And if there's something real between me and you. 1084 01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:17,107 BEV: And if there's something real between me and you. 1085 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:21,846 LUKE: If there's something real between-- -Or are we both open to. 1086 01:01:25,649 --> 01:01:30,354 [SINGING] Don't break my heart before I give it to you 1087 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:35,192 Don't tell me no Before I ask you to 1088 01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:39,363 Don't say it doesn't fit Before you try it on 1089 01:01:39,429 --> 01:01:43,033 There's too much to lose To be wrong 1090 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:47,805 And it feels like there's something here 1091 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:53,643 But I wanna see it before it disappears 1092 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:58,783 And if there's something real Between me and you 1093 01:01:58,849 --> 01:02:02,987 Well, are we both open to 1094 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:07,524 All these possibilities 1095 01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:12,162 So many little possibilities 1096 01:02:23,841 --> 01:02:26,543 KATIE: Who wants pie? BOTH: Ugh! 1097 01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:28,979 Sorry. Um, I was just gonna go get some pie and thinking: 1098 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:33,383 "Why should I get pie for myself. There might be other people that want some pie?" 1099 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,119 I want pie. 1100 01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:37,421 No, Katie, there's no pie needs here at the moment. Thank you. 1101 01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:39,389 You know what? I should go. 1102 01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:42,492 Um, I've got some acts to finalize for the Showcase so I'll, uh-- 1103 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:45,762 We were singing. And we were doing things. 1104 01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:47,731 And it was amazing. All of it. 1105 01:02:47,798 --> 01:02:50,801 And I'll catch you later, okay? 1106 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,002 Okay, I'll walk you out. 1107 01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:54,104 -Okay. -Okay. 1108 01:03:05,749 --> 01:03:07,117 [SOBBING] 1109 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,001 [KATIE SHRIEKS] 1110 01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:25,870 What are you doing in my bed? 1111 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:31,408 While waiting for you, I meditated so strenuously that I fell asleep. 1112 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:35,812 [AS RAVI] Mr. Victor, time for your weekly meditation. 1113 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:40,951 Today, we are working on, uh, silence and potty training. 1114 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:43,220 GAIL [OVER MONITOR]: Oh, sit. 1115 01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:45,890 I said sit. 1116 01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:49,927 What in the name of Bhuvaneshwari? 1117 01:03:49,994 --> 01:03:51,862 [GAIL CLEARS THROAT] 1118 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:54,131 Holy cow. 1119 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:57,667 Uh, a bottle of wine ago, I was gonna be sweet as sugar... 1120 01:03:57,734 --> 01:04:02,372 ...and apologize for living up to the stereotype of stepmotherhood. 1121 01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:04,241 Dumb. 1122 01:04:04,308 --> 01:04:09,479 You know, but making you watch my real daughter steal the boy you like... 1123 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:10,948 ...and the song you wrote. 1124 01:04:11,015 --> 01:04:12,516 You're saying you're sorry? 1125 01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:15,685 Oh, bless your heart. No, no, no. 1126 01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:21,325 I came to my senses and I realized it was better to just tell you the truth. 1127 01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:24,962 You are never gonna amount to anything. 1128 01:04:25,029 --> 01:04:27,264 My mom is a beyotch. 1129 01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:29,900 And you're a sneaky, sneaky spy, Mr. Victor. 1130 01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:31,701 How many cameras do you have? 1131 01:04:31,768 --> 01:04:35,005 Enough to know your accent's faker than my mom's soul. 1132 01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:37,641 Oh, and don't get the dumb idea to throw that Showcase. 1133 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:39,944 Because I talked to a lawyer. 1134 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:45,015 And he found a loophole that allows me to access that money your daddy left you... 1135 01:04:45,082 --> 01:04:47,117 ...should I need it for a medical reason. 1136 01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:50,587 You know, hello, longer legs. 1137 01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:54,925 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you go-- -I'll sing for Bev. Don't worry. 1138 01:04:54,992 --> 01:04:56,927 Well, that was easier than I thought. 1139 01:04:56,994 --> 01:04:58,963 Now, go and make me a vodka tonic. 1140 01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:00,998 Hold the tonic. 1141 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,307 [BOTH GROAN] 1142 01:05:10,374 --> 01:05:12,676 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Her reign of terror's gotta stop. 1143 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,178 I'm in. What do we do? 1144 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,680 Look, there's nothing you can do. 1145 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,216 If you try to help, it's just gonna make it worse. 1146 01:05:19,283 --> 01:05:22,419 That woman is a demon spawned from darkness itself. 1147 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:23,787 I wish she'd go straight back to-- 1148 01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:25,722 [AS RAVI] Hello, Ms. Gail. 1149 01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:29,493 Have you, uh, released your mind from the shackles of thinking today? 1150 01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,661 -I'm working on it. -Very good. 1151 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:34,965 -How was your meditation? GAIL: I hate you. 1152 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:37,401 Very good. You look pretty. 1153 01:05:37,467 --> 01:05:40,104 I know. 1154 01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:43,773 [IN NORMAL VOICE] That broad ain't getting away with ruining your life. 1155 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,609 I'm pooping in her bed tonight. 1156 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,877 Victor, I thought you hated me. 1157 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,346 Are you an idiot? 1158 01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:51,481 You're the only person who knows my birthday. 1159 01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:53,517 The only one who says goodnight to me. 1160 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:56,286 The only one who makes me mac and cheese. 1161 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,655 You're annoying and ugly... 1162 01:05:58,722 --> 01:06:00,324 ...but I sort of love you. 1163 01:06:02,826 --> 01:06:04,528 I sort of love you too. 1164 01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:09,733 But just promise me you're not gonna do anything, okay? 1165 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,501 -You too. -Oh, come on. 1166 01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:13,403 -Just-- No-- Ple-- -Just-- No. Just-- 1167 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:15,639 -No. Tony. -Just one-- 1168 01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:17,407 Okay. 1169 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:22,212 All right. Well, now I get to go fold Bev's delicates. 1170 01:06:28,852 --> 01:06:30,620 [VICTOR YELLING] 1171 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,527 [DOOR OPENS THEN SLAMS] 1172 01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:41,431 -Have you heard of knocking? -Ever heard of I don't care? 1173 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,767 Where'd you put my blue blouse? 1174 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:46,036 Oh, okay. 1175 01:06:46,103 --> 01:06:49,273 Okay, which one of these do you like better? 1176 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:54,144 -You actually want my opinion? -God, I know. What's wrong with me? 1177 01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:58,415 You know how you're a bitch and I act like I don't care, but truth is I'm sensitive? 1178 01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:01,185 -Actually-- -I need someone to talk to like a sister... 1179 01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:04,288 ...and you're better than nothing. 1180 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:09,193 I'm nervous about tonight. Oh, my God, why did I just tell you that? 1181 01:07:10,927 --> 01:07:13,297 I don't know. 1182 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,065 It's like my whole body is freaking out. 1183 01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,000 I have hives on my butt. 1184 01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:18,868 I can't tell Mom and I can't talk to Luke about it. 1185 01:07:18,935 --> 01:07:21,037 He'll say something like: 1186 01:07:21,105 --> 01:07:24,074 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] "Oh, one minute you're talented and we're connecting... 1187 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:27,477 ...and the next minute you're self-involved and histrionic." 1188 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:30,647 -What does that even mean? I hate history. -He said that? 1189 01:07:32,616 --> 01:07:36,586 Listen, Toadie, he's not falling for you, he's falling for me. 1190 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,655 I just don't know who me is anymore. 1191 01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:40,924 Why are you nervous? You're not really singing. 1192 01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:44,194 All you have to do is stand there and look pretty. 1193 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:48,832 Have you ever thought about how that makes me feel? 1194 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,834 You have talent. 1195 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:54,771 You could go on American Idol and forget about the rest of us. 1196 01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:57,807 This is, like, my only chance. 1197 01:07:57,874 --> 01:07:59,776 Pretty doesn't last very long. 1198 01:07:59,843 --> 01:08:01,711 Just look at Mom. 1199 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,215 You think I'm talented? 1200 01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:09,119 If you tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it. 1201 01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:12,322 Wear the blue blouse. 1202 01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:14,491 It makes your eyes pop. 1203 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:19,196 This better work. 1204 01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:21,631 Because if I go down, you're go down with me. 1205 01:08:30,474 --> 01:08:31,941 [UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1206 01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:34,411 [CROWD CHEERING] 1207 01:08:34,478 --> 01:08:38,047 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, my party people? 1208 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:41,318 Yeah. All right, all right, all right. Let's get this show started. 1209 01:08:41,385 --> 01:08:45,889 Welcome to the stage, my boy, my British biscuit and y'all's host for the night... 1210 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,558 ...Luke Morgan. 1211 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,560 [CROWD CHEERING] 1212 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:53,563 Are you amped for the Wellesley Academy of the Arts Showcase? 1213 01:08:55,165 --> 01:08:59,603 Good. Because we have Mickey O'Malley spinning tonight. 1214 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:09,679 So let's get this party started with Big Pain Ticket. 1215 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,151 [CHAIN SAW REVVING] 1216 01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:23,159 I wanna kiss your apocalypse 1217 01:09:23,227 --> 01:09:26,430 Wrap you in my Armageddon 1218 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:30,099 Sing you a twisted serenade 1219 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,370 We can run away together 1220 01:09:41,811 --> 01:09:43,347 [REPORTERS CHATTERING] 1221 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:46,250 Hello, Guy. So glad you could make it. 1222 01:09:46,316 --> 01:09:49,152 My two AandR guys, Tom and, uh, Tom. 1223 01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:51,388 Uh, did I miss your big line up? 1224 01:09:51,455 --> 01:09:54,391 You're just in time. And I know you'll love the closing act. She's amazing. 1225 01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:56,626 Well, I expect nothing less. 1226 01:09:56,693 --> 01:10:02,232 Oh, yeah. Nothing and less are definitely two words I'd use to describe it. 1227 01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:05,235 Why don't I show you and the Toms to the VIP section. 1228 01:10:05,302 --> 01:10:08,938 Katie, go help Bev with her makeup, please. 1229 01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:10,974 -Okay. -Now. 1230 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,976 This way, please, come on. 1231 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,245 What a lovely suit. 1232 01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:20,784 Move it. 1233 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:23,453 Hey. Out of the way. Out of the way. Michael, go on. 1234 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,889 I have to announce what's next. I'll see you at the end. 1235 01:10:25,955 --> 01:10:28,392 Guy. Tom. Tom. 1236 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:29,993 I'll be right back. 1237 01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:33,963 [AS RAVI] Good to see you. 1238 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,832 Nice suit. 1239 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:46,576 What was that back there? This is your last chance to get it right. 1240 01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:49,513 Unless you wanna see Angela's Juilliard dreams go bye-bye. 1241 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:54,050 That what you wanna be? A little dwarfish Asian girl's dream crusher, huh? 1242 01:10:54,117 --> 01:10:55,051 -Do you? -No. No. 1243 01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:57,921 No? No? No? Then focus! 1244 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:06,330 -Look, Ange, you-- -Gail's been threatening me too. 1245 01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:08,898 That's why you're doing what she wants. 1246 01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:11,601 -To protect me. -Ange. 1247 01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:13,703 You're my best friend. 1248 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,340 Look, I'd do anything for you. 1249 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,879 [CROWD CHEERING] 1250 01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:28,418 Okay. 1251 01:11:30,554 --> 01:11:35,425 So we're gonna take it up a notch with Jason Berkeley and the Funky Funk. 1252 01:11:37,861 --> 01:11:39,496 [GAGS] 1253 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:42,065 Scratch that. 1254 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:45,369 Um, here are my boys, the Oral Majority. 1255 01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:47,471 [CROWD CHEERING] 1256 01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:56,546 [SINGING] I'm lost in a world that rattles my brain 1257 01:11:56,613 --> 01:12:00,717 Cleaning up my life From the mess you made, oh, oh 1258 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,788 GAIL: Move it. Guy. 1259 01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:09,225 This is just the boring appetizer. The real showstopper's up next. 1260 01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:10,860 GUY: Ah! GAIL: Oh! 1261 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:13,930 You okay, Mr. Morgan? Here, let me get that for you. 1262 01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:16,533 Well, it had better be. 1263 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:17,934 I have to pee. 1264 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:21,371 Oh, I will take you to the pee, Mr. Victor. 1265 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,376 [WHISPERS] Sorry. 1266 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:28,678 So keep on knocking, knocking, knocking 1267 01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:34,951 But, baby, you're better off walking 'Cause I ain't gonna let you in 1268 01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:37,086 Never again 1269 01:12:37,153 --> 01:12:40,323 No, not again 1270 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:43,059 Never again 1271 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:46,362 No, not again 1272 01:12:46,430 --> 01:12:48,698 [CROWD CHEERING] 1273 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,502 My brothers, yeah! 1274 01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:54,237 LUKE: Okay. 1275 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:56,973 You guys having a good time? 1276 01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:01,645 Let's keep it going with Beverly Van Ravensway. 1277 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:05,114 [UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 1278 01:13:13,623 --> 01:13:16,159 [LIP-SYNCHING] Plug in the mike 1279 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,427 Open the curtain 1280 01:13:17,494 --> 01:13:19,596 Turn on the lights 1281 01:13:19,663 --> 01:13:21,197 I'm through rehearsing 1282 01:13:21,264 --> 01:13:23,199 The feeling ignites 1283 01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:24,968 I'm in control 1284 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:28,972 The crowd's in the palm Of my hand, all my fans stand 1285 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:32,375 What is the truth? What's an illusion? 1286 01:13:32,442 --> 01:13:36,446 You're searching for proof But are you certain? 1287 01:13:36,513 --> 01:13:39,783 Whatever you see Is what you get 1288 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:44,153 If words paint a picture Then I bet you I can get you, yeah 1289 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:48,558 I'll make you believe in me 1290 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:51,961 I can be what you want me to be 1291 01:13:52,028 --> 01:13:55,364 Tonight is the night Where I'll make you see 1292 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:59,435 That I can be Anything, anything, anything 1293 01:13:59,503 --> 01:14:03,873 I'll make you believe in me 1294 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,909 I can be what you want-- 1295 01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,577 [SINGING STOPS] 1296 01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:09,412 [VICTOR CHEERS] 1297 01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:10,647 KATIE: Give me-- 1298 01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:14,551 [CROWD BOOING] 1299 01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:21,625 I'm so sorry, my mike-- My mike isn't working. 1300 01:14:21,691 --> 01:14:24,127 Uh, excuse me. 1301 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:29,132 [MOUTHS] I don't know. -Give me that. Give me that. 1302 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:32,401 [GALE GASPS] 1303 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,203 [VICTOR GRUNTING] 1304 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:38,742 How dare you sabotage your mother, you rotten, rotten little boy? 1305 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:41,477 You, give me that. It doesn't matter. 1306 01:14:41,545 --> 01:14:44,180 -We'll do it live. -What? What? 1307 01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:47,684 Ha. My mike is broken. I'm so sorry. 1308 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,923 Here. 1309 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,124 [MUSIC STOPS] 1310 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:56,425 What? 1311 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,261 Stay. 1312 01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:00,063 [CROWD BOOING] 1313 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:04,534 No, no, no. You gotta get out of here. 1314 01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:09,238 You're about to sing for Bev. Why are you about to sing for Bev? 1315 01:15:09,305 --> 01:15:10,273 She can't sing. 1316 01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:14,143 [CROWD BOOING] 1317 01:15:14,210 --> 01:15:16,512 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1318 01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:17,947 BEV: Come on. 1319 01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:20,516 Hey. All of you, keep playing. 1320 01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:22,285 Keep playing, you idiots. 1321 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,554 It was your voice the whole time? Bev never sang at all? 1322 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:26,455 [MUSIC RESUMES AND CROWD CHEERS] 1323 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:29,726 And she's about to not sing for a whole bunch of people, so please-- 1324 01:15:29,793 --> 01:15:33,529 And on the dates, that-- That was you. 1325 01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:40,203 [SINGING] I got nothing to lose 1326 01:15:40,269 --> 01:15:41,738 I've been exposed 1327 01:15:41,805 --> 01:15:44,240 I'm paying my dues 1328 01:15:44,307 --> 01:15:45,374 Playing the role 1329 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,476 I'm breaking the rules 1330 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,278 Flow in the flow 1331 01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:53,416 I got the whole world nodding Yes, like somebobbleheads 1332 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:54,984 I'll break a sweat 1333 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,186 If you want it 1334 01:15:57,253 --> 01:15:59,488 Confess all your sins 1335 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,224 You know you got 'em 1336 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:02,826 The room's in a spin 1337 01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:04,393 The fever's pitched 1338 01:16:04,460 --> 01:16:06,796 -You gotta go. Come on, get out there. KATIE: Aah! 1339 01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:08,765 I'm legit, I'm no counterfeit 1340 01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:13,402 I'll make you believe in me 1341 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:15,839 I can be what you want me to be 1342 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:20,176 Tonight is the night where I make you see 1343 01:16:20,243 --> 01:16:23,980 That I can be Anything, anything, anything 1344 01:16:24,047 --> 01:16:28,451 I'll make you believe in me 1345 01:16:28,517 --> 01:16:29,919 I can be what you want me to be 1346 01:16:29,986 --> 01:16:32,889 Hey! Shut that camera down! Now! 1347 01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:35,324 Tonight is the night where I make you see 1348 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:39,128 That I can be Anything, anything, anything 1349 01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:42,065 You want from me 1350 01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:44,067 [CROWD CHEERING] 1351 01:16:47,871 --> 01:16:49,806 That's what I'm talking about. 1352 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:54,110 Shut the power down. Shut it down. 1353 01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:55,679 [GAIL GRUNTS] 1354 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:59,649 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Not so fast, jerknuts. 1355 01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:01,050 [TONY GRUNTS] 1356 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,320 Hey. Clear. 1357 01:17:04,387 --> 01:17:06,923 [GAIL SCREAMS] 1358 01:17:06,990 --> 01:17:10,093 LUKE: Sing something else. CROWD: We want more! We want more! 1359 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:11,260 Like what? 1360 01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:13,496 The demo you snuck my dad. I heard it. 1361 01:17:13,562 --> 01:17:15,264 ANGELA: Yeah, do it! LUKE: Do it! 1362 01:17:15,331 --> 01:17:20,804 CROWD: We want more! We want more! We want more! 1363 01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:23,606 [CROWD CHEERING] 1364 01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:25,775 Okay, follow my lead, guys. 1365 01:17:25,842 --> 01:17:27,677 [PLAYING UPBEAT ROCK] 1366 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:37,286 There's a little secret I would like to tell you 1367 01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:46,062 There's a book of lies I know they'll try to sell you 1368 01:17:46,129 --> 01:17:49,799 And they'll try and they'll try To convince you to buy 1369 01:17:49,866 --> 01:17:51,701 You need them 1370 01:17:53,336 --> 01:17:56,873 So the next time you're down Look inside, not around 1371 01:17:56,940 --> 01:18:00,276 I can dress myself 1372 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:03,579 There's no need for someone's help 1373 01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:05,114 There's no one to blame 1374 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:11,287 There's no one to save you but yourself 1375 01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:14,523 I can justify 1376 01:18:14,590 --> 01:18:17,393 All the mistakes in my life 1377 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:21,264 It's taught me to be It's given to me 1378 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:23,632 And I'll survive 1379 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:26,870 'Cause I have blessed myself 1380 01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:34,443 Do you ever wonder How anything can make you cry? 1381 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:39,115 Have yourself discover 1382 01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:43,719 That the pain you feel Is the pain that you deny 1383 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:49,893 You can bless yourself 1384 01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:52,728 There's no need for someone else 1385 01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:57,801 There's no one to blame There's no one to save you but yourself 1386 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,840 I can justify 1387 01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:06,976 All the mistakes in my life 1388 01:19:07,043 --> 01:19:10,446 It's taught me to be It's given to me 1389 01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:12,916 And I'll survive 1390 01:19:12,982 --> 01:19:16,052 'Cause I have blessed myself 1391 01:19:18,922 --> 01:19:21,057 [CROWD CHEERING] 1392 01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:34,804 ANNOUNCER: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 1393 01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:38,774 We hope you enjoyed the Wellesley Academy of Arts Showcase. 1394 01:19:38,842 --> 01:19:41,510 ANGELA: Oh, my God, you were so good. 1395 01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:44,013 Who are you? You're like a freaking rock star. 1396 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,482 Are you kidding me? Man, she likes you-- 1397 01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:49,252 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1398 01:19:57,593 --> 01:19:59,963 So, what did he say? Is he mad? 1399 01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:02,065 Yeah. He's pretty ticked off... 1400 01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:06,235 ...that I'm not already making the next big album for Kensington Records. 1401 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,874 Oh. Which album? 1402 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:12,108 Your album. 1403 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,578 -Are you kidding me? -No. 1404 01:20:17,046 --> 01:20:19,883 -You're-- You're serious? -Uh-huh. 1405 01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:21,517 [CHUCKLES] 1406 01:20:21,584 --> 01:20:23,352 VICTOR: Go for it. 1407 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:26,122 We're making an album. And we're writing it together. 1408 01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:28,224 MICKEY: Yeah! Yeah! ANGELA: I'm so happy. 1409 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:30,126 TONY: You know, I sing too. 1410 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:33,930 I can do a whole monologue album. Incredible. Hey, congratulations. 1411 01:20:33,997 --> 01:20:38,834 -Yo, blow it up. Boom. MICKEY: I'm your boy. Call me up. 1412 01:20:38,902 --> 01:20:42,638 LUKE: Yeah. Yeah, he's really good at guitars. He's a kook. 1413 01:20:42,705 --> 01:20:44,607 [ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 1414 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,721 Guy! Wait! 1415 01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:02,658 -What now, Gail? More lies? -Well, everyone lies in this business. 1416 01:21:02,725 --> 01:21:04,027 It's called spin. 1417 01:21:04,093 --> 01:21:05,194 So Bev can't sing. 1418 01:21:05,261 --> 01:21:07,730 That didn't stop Jessica Simpson. 1419 01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:11,534 Well, we'll see what the school board thinks when I get them a ring, shall we? 1420 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,470 How dare you? Teaching is my life. 1421 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,639 Give it up, Mom. 1422 01:21:18,908 --> 01:21:20,309 GAIL: Guy! 1423 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:25,348 I will have my nirvana moment. 1424 01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:29,485 [SINGING] I'll make you believe in me 1425 01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:30,786 [COW MOOS] 1426 01:21:30,853 --> 01:21:33,923 I can be what you want me to be 1427 01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:36,792 Oh, come on. Look alive, people. I'm a star. 1428 01:21:36,859 --> 01:21:38,561 Let's try this again. 1429 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:40,596 I'll make you believe-- 1430 01:21:40,663 --> 01:21:41,998 [CROWD SHOUTING AND BOOING] 1431 01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:44,934 Oh, no. You want a piece of me? 1432 01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:12,695 Hey. Clear. 1433 01:22:22,371 --> 01:22:23,606 [YELLS] 1434 01:22:28,244 --> 01:22:30,713 [SINGING] Run this town tonight 1435 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:33,249 Where's breakfast--? Sorry. 1436 01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:35,251 [LAUGHS] 1437 01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:17,226 I'm lost in a world That rattles my brain 1438 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:20,663 I'm cleaning up my life From the mess you made, oh, oh 1439 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:29,372 -Katie, are you wearing a doormat? -Welcome. 1440 01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:37,680 Thanks. Now the pants. 1441 01:23:42,151 --> 01:23:47,356 And then it would just take you somewhere that you never expected you would go. 1442 01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:54,130 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] You wanna hear the monologue from My Fair Lady? 1443 01:23:54,197 --> 01:23:57,100 Oy, mate, oy. 1444 01:24:16,519 --> 01:24:18,287 I love my life. 1445 01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:20,689 [MOUTHS] Call me. -Hello? 1446 01:24:25,228 --> 01:24:27,530 [CROWD CHEERING] 1447 01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:46,549 LUKE: Yeah. You like it? You like it? Yeah.